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Three Mice

by: Justin Mills | on: 2005-09-17 00:00:00
Three mice went missing from a lab on the East Coast. But they weren't of the blind variety. They were of the plague-infected variety. The lab said it's possible that they were stolen, or that they were cannibalized by other mice.

Okay, I'm not a science major or anything, but if I were going to run an experiment with plague infected mice, I would have them monitored 24 hours a day. That way, I could actually know what happened to my test subjects. But that's just me.

Comments

Melissa J. 2005-09-20 00:00:00

If the infected mice were eaten by the other mice, wouldn't the other mice be twice their normal size? Or fur be everywhere? Those lab mice are small and it would be pretty obvious if one of them decided to see if mice actually tasted like chicken.